Readers: "WHO ARE YOU?"

Me: "The author."

Readers: "WE THOUGHT YOU DIED."

Me: "Understandable."

Breaking News 🚨

Local author found alive after disappearance.

Authorities report she has returned carrying a new chapter instead of an explanation.

Readers are advised to proceed with caution. Excessive side-eyeing, throwing slippers, and demanding updates are permitted.

Also, me: casually drops a new chapter and acts like I didn't vanish into another dimension

I'm so sorry for the unexpected hiatus 😭. Life happened, time flew.

But I'm back with a new chapter, questionable life choices, and hopefully a little consistency. Thank you to everyone who waited, reread, screamed, threatened me lovingly, or simply forgot I existed and got surprised by this notification. ❤️

Now come in, grab some snacks, and enjoy the chapter before I accidentally disappear again. 🏃‍♀️💨